I don't get it....Hillary was found guilty because she didn't do anything wrong?

Looking forward to my cousin, Don & his son's visit from Canada for a few days, as well as seeing my good friends Ray & Karen Stone.

Red carpet appearance tonight for The Tommy Lama - Laugh Factory's newest addition to their comedy lineup.

Two more days till my 1-year anniversary show at the Tropicana's Laugh Factory. It'll be a special night. Come join the fun!

Most comics do observational humor. I'm of the old school: I tell jokes. Two of the biggest jokes today are Hillary Clinton & Donald Trump!

Had my first show anniversary last night. Been at the Tropicana now for a year. I think now, it's time I went home. Great night!

Polit. conventions are a waste of time. If you like Trump it strengthens your support-same with Hillary. Ones that don't care, don't watch.

So happy to be getting out of town for a few days to my beautiful Idaho retreat!

The good thing about this election is, only 1 of them can become president!

When Trump campaigns, the air is full of speeches....and visa versa.

Obama thinks Trump knows nothing about the Middle East. That's a laugh. He thinks the Middle East is Missouri!

Donald Trump is a shoe-in to win the election. His platform is superb. As long as he keeps his trap shut!

If 60% of the American people feel Hillary is untrustworthy, why would you vote for her? Do we want an untrustworthy president?

Going to perform at The Villages, FL next week. Always feel so young when I go there!

My book is finally out!!! What is it about? About 236 pages!!

In the air now. Headed for The Villages, Florida. Doing show tomorrow at the Savannah Center. Should be fun.

Had a great show in Orlando last week. Almost tore the roof off the place..almost, there was a hurricane 5 miles from the theater!

A fan said to me after my show, "Why didn't you use any material from your act?" I replied, "I was DOING my act!"

The presidential debate tonight between "what's his name" and "what's his name" should get a big audience!

I'm neither a democrat nor republican cause I eat like an elephant and lie like a donkey!