As things get weirder and weirder, it’s more important than ever that you never, EVER speak to law enforcement. Most of us no longer know our police personally, so you never know when you’re dealing with a bad cop. Let your lawyer do the talking. That’s what they’re for.

She has a point. Her fupa is made of Mountain Dew.

Sorry, I’m kind of tied up here in Los Langeles.

The weight of these accusations is almost unbearable, but I must find the strength to carry on.