I just bought cleats for my ultimate frisbee league which is both the most athletic and the most virgin thing I’ve ever done.

Texting with my dad

Travis Kelce and the Raiders of Studio 8H

.Travis Kelce, you're a star 🤩 (via Saturday Night Live)

When my work denies my vacation request

how often people watch truTV

Shohei Ohtani and Mike Trout have led their countries to the WBC final. Imagine if they were on the same team.

This will never not be funny.

RIP Chris Moltisanti you would have loved fentanyl

Yo Kansas City Royals, grandma stays in the cage until y’all score a run smh

Rodney Dangerfield making love to his wife

I started shooting my new show "Conan O'Brien Must Go" and I can't wait to finish it after the writers' strike. Here's a sneak peek:

Give this kid the award for the best Stone Cold impersonation ever Rasslin’ x.com/FittedHatTurtl…

incredible joke tbh

Recap of the Paul/Tyson fight

Cannot believe he chose this as his walk-up song. #PaulTyson

I got robbed at the #Oscars