Jajaja! Hey, I know Crypto es flaco skinny, amigo, but he'd zap your ass with his drone if he heard you calling him birdman !

Okay, okay, no more car noises. Time to play with my train set ! CHOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOO. Who's the FASTEST train in the world? The speeding bullet train, the OCTRAIN ! ALL ABOARD FOR THE RUSH OF YOUR LIFE ! RRRRAPIDO ! Crypto can be the caboose.

You're already old, amigo. Anything over 25 is as good as dead. I've swallowed GLASS. I'll eat my own train. You dare me? Just record it for me. Jajajaja. My audience will love it.

[ He'll stop making noises. He'll blast cheesy 1990's techno dance music instead. It's his Friday night (Saturday morning...,,). You can't stop him. ]

I'll be dead before I'm twenty-six, amigo. I don't want to be old and bitter like Caustic. No offense, Oso–. You gonna record it with your cool drone? Can I see that, por favor? Man I LOVE that thing. I've been meaning to ask you if I could borrow it. GREAT aerial shots.

Sliiiides a toy car under Ajay's door. It's a peace offering.

status : traumatized but excited 🤩

>> angsty octane hours : "townie" by mitski

[ dancing on the kitchen counter , eating fun dip at 3AM , someone tranquilize this beast ]

MY HEART IS PUMPING SO FAST I CAN FEEL IT IN MY EYEBALLS.

...Yes. Amigoooo. Don't be so dry. Come on. Anything happens to it, I'll just buy you a new one ! No problema !

sliiiides a toy car under Natalie's door.

sliiiiiides a toy car under Crypto's door.

〞I can't understand you, sorry, I don't speak broke. 〞

sliiiiiiiiiiiides a toy car under Caustic's door.

sliiiiiiiides a toy car under bloodhound's door.

sliiiides another toy car under bloodhound's door.

sliiiiiiides a toy car underneath every other legend's door.

|| MIGHT flip to wattson.