Have the Stars been taken? Reggie Wegner is this my east coast team not affiliated with NYC?

The fourth of May is with you All Mason

Suburban dad battle. #220221

If you ever want to add mess, frustration, tears, joy, arguments and other to your dinner, have your kids “help” with the cheese grating.

It’s like if only someone had a list of breweries on twitter to get a list of undisputed Milwaukee area breweries Reggie Wegner

Current beer fridge situation. Wonder what daddy is getting tomorrow? #DoNotOpen #BestPresentEver

Listening to “Everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my monkey” while driving today and my daughter is yelling at me telling me I’m a meanie for making her water too cold. She hates cold water. You’re right John Lennon. You are absolutely 100% right.

Random person: “so what do you do for fun?” Me: “well I like to wait until it’s 35-degrees and raining and go for a run. I enjoy it. ” #hobbies

Today I met the most patient person in the world. He works at the local trampoline park/video arcade at the ticket counter. How does one stand there for 8 hours a day while kids deliberate over how to spend their last 30 game tickets on prizes?

Everyone is talking about The Stingers!!! Jeremy McKenzie

Suburban dads declare war.

As the official stickler for sidewalk etiquette of the interwebs. Thoughts? Reggie Wegner