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Mr. Jay

@the_mr_jay

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If you ever want to add mess, frustration, tears, joy, arguments and other to your dinner, have your kids “help” with the cheese grating.

If you ever want to add mess, frustration, tears, joy, arguments and other  to your dinner, have your kids “help” with the cheese grating.
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Listening to “Everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my monkey” while driving today and my daughter is yelling at me telling me I’m a meanie for making her water too cold. She hates cold water. You’re right John Lennon. You are absolutely 100% right.

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Random person: “so what do you do for fun?” Me: “well I like to wait until it’s 35-degrees and raining and go for a run. I enjoy it. ” #hobbies

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Today I met the most patient person in the world. He works at the local trampoline park/video arcade at the ticket counter. How does one stand there for 8 hours a day while kids deliberate over how to spend their last 30 game tickets on prizes?