@Stewieofff marriage, eh? #teltye

@Stewieofff weans next #welcometomynightmare

@Stewieofff watch yourself #shewilltrapyou #lolz

Celine Dion in interesting chat show guest shocker #bitofaloon

Big thanks to tesco. With the help of your elasticated waist trousers, I can continue to get fat without noticing.

"All of Scotland glued to the World Cup draw here, eager to see what 3 strips they'll be buying next Summer."

Clients Relation Team will do thanks

Owned ! BBC News - Nigel Farage says German wife is not taking Briton's job live.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

@Stewieofff The Keef a lot of discussion on FF about security over stadium etc. This could get even more hilarious.

@Willruss83 Telegraph Sport what's that got go do with him not having a work visa organised, and why is that anyone else's fault?

Empire strikes back: youtu.be/DiMXuEmqAHA funniest thing I've seen in a while. True Glasgow welcome for English politicians. #indyref

Just had a FREE 08 call and avoided #onhold queue at a #callcentre with FREE WeQ4U.co.uk APP! Saved £5.08 so far :)

Just had a FREE 08 call and avoided #onhold queue at a #callcentre with FREE WeQ4U.co.uk APP! Saved £6.20 so far :)

@AskDysonAU Dyson hi, both LEDs are flashing, quite slow, roughly once per second

@FirstUtility hi, had Smart Meters installed now for 8 months yet incorrect billing remains despite num' comms. Please help.

Petition: Stop the resale of concert tickets at inflated prices on secondary websites. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/1718…

RIP Tom Petty

Big thanks for sorting out our power outage today in kilmarnock ScottishPower

Hi, are you aware of any RTA in the Inverclyde area last night, concerned about a friend Traffic Scotland

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