@RhllorsLord I guess this explains what happens if I'm cut in half.

Some men want to watch the world burn. I'll settle with you.

@RhllorsLord It was a carefully planned Lannister trap and ill POW anyone that says otherwise! Same as that cursed Tentpole of eye-gouging!

BERIC DONDARRION! You look nothing like my mental image of you but your voice is perfect, so we're cool. #GoT

Forgot about me viewer? I haven't forgotten about you.

@stonehearting Your copious use of text hearts could make a man forget himself.

uh, you should probably convert to the lord of light before that hand gets any more rancid Jaime.

Where is Beric Dondarrion? Right. Behind. You.

Ow.

What? These R'hllorrangs aren't going to buy themselves.

All you people saying I should have sex with Alfred of Myr are sick in the head.

Always be yourself on twitter, unless you can be Beric. Always be Beric.

If "Ironman" @GregorPartyDude was really smart, he would have remembered to install a voice module in his suit.

The Light Knight vs Azor Ahai, coming to a theater near you in 2015.

This country stinks of rot, and I should know.

I need a new hobby.

You want a head. I want answers.

Better kill me slow, because I'm coming back for you.

Anyone else dying in this offseason? Like 3 times? Just me? Damn.