My most boomer thing is my ardent desire to stick a comma into “Ok boomer.”

So, TR, did James Reyne get back to you?

Therapist: Let's talk about your romantic expectations. Me: I used to dream that I would meet a prince... Therapist: That’s common-- Me: But God Almighty have you’ve seen what’s happened since? Therapist: No, not again-- Me: MASTER OF THE HOUSE, ISNT WORTH MY SPIT—

Hey Paul Sakkal, did you get a response from Boral about the western suburbs oil spill? Ping @AtelierRedBlack.

I’m sitting on Virgin Australia and thinking “this sounds SO MUCH like Annie Maynard ! I was right, apparently!

Procedure for accepting pub lunch invite: 1. Look hesitant/worried 2. State you have a lot of work to get through 3. Look at watch but pay no attention to what it says 4. Say “go on then” but state terms that it’ll “have to be a quick one” 5. Go to pub for many hours

How often can Georgie Tunny be on The Project in a week (or, every week) without breaking her ABC contract?

"Dennis... is working on ERECTING prize-winning biscuit boxes." We see what you did there, #BakeOffAU Claire Hooper @MelindaButtle #closingcredits

Excellent report:

So Australian cricketers take the pledge - not to sledge online - but on the cricket oval, that’s okay isn’t it?

So true, Mr Ross.

One for Ivan Aristeguieta ...

anna spargo-ryan 🍉 Beck JoinYourUnion 🐀💧🇺🇦 Hey Not ScoMo... This is YOUR mental health system. You may have inherited this crisis from your predecessors - now it’s YOURS. Life-saving treatment would not be withheld from a cancer patient until next calendar year, WHY US? Anthony Albanese: Campaign on the suicide rate! ✊

I just want to remind everyone that *literally the reason Scott Morrison is the PM* is that the Liberal Party wouldn’t let Malcolm Turnbull pass an energy policy that addressed climate change

Why is this conference on Mother's Day weekend so often? I know a number of people that won't be attending because of not wanting to be away from family at this time. #leverage2020 #notfamilyfriendly @_Parlour

I was interviewed by RNZ for an RNZ INSIGHT documentary about Dads in Prison. You can listen via podcast from 6 am tomorrow rnz.co.nz/insight, or a shorted news piece on #MorningReport. Listen to the 30 min program Sunday on 101fm (NZ) after the 8 am news bulletin 😄😄

This many confused and hot passengers.

How dare he?