You know it's crazy that you'd actually become infinitely more charismatic if you just waited for someone to finish speaking before you responded.

Summer is over.

I don't negotiate with terrorists Dr Pepper

“Wanna come over for drinks and listen to vinyls?” The vinyl:

David Lynch in "TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN"

no longer available through text you have to call the snoopy phone

He might.

I wonder if they made a movie about this, surely it’s not one of the most critically acclaimed films in the history of humanity

The 1994 #WhiteSox would like a word

This JUST happened to a good friend of mine. Unbelievable. Planning for months, flights booked, family lined up, and StubHub pulls the rug at the last minute with zero replacements. This is brutal for lifelong Big Ten Football fans who do everything right. Do better, StubHub.

my competitive advantage is i'm having fun

Remembering those we lost in 2025 🕊️

Look, it can't be real "regime change" unless it comes from the Regime region of France; everything else is just a sparkling overthrow.

two types of cinephiles

Ummm….. this is insane! Not sure who to credit this video to but the lines in Bloomington in preparation for tonight’s national championship game are wild! Go Hoosiers!

last three college football national championship winners

Perfect explanation!

a little too real for me jibjab hot dog

Me all day: "I'm so tired" Also me, at 2am, taking a quiz to find out what kind of cheese I am: