Announces he's doing a Q/A, answers no questions. Absolute masterclass from the American Gangster

Had a thought yesterday that Triumph is the “Caillou’s dad” of rock bands. I think it’s fairly apt, but also largely pointless to tweet given that 75% of my followers have entirely forgotten about Caillou, 90% have never heard of Triumph, and 99% have abandoned Twitter entirely

Punxsutawney Phil's predictions since 1886: Long winter - 107 times Early spring - 20 (including today!) Unknown - 11 War clouds blacked out the shadow - once (1942) It's also important to know that he's bad at this, making a correct prediction about 35% of the time.

Purdue spamming Spain PnR to get Zach Edey easy paint touches is gooooood stuff

Hello Pokémon

please wish him a happy #NationalDogDay 😊

ALRIGHTY FELLAS I KNOW I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING IN NEARLY A YEAR BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING THAT CAN GET ME TO TWEET AGAIN IT'S A JOHN CENA HEEL TURN