Sympathetic journo: (Softly) And then what happened? Take your time Labour MP: They called me a Red To-ho-hory (Floods of tears, snotters) Sympathetic journo: (Grim-faced, handing over tissue) Shocking stuff, I must get back to the studio and broadcast this fucking outrage

It's weird how the rule appears to be that if you're shipping Trump and Putin you're allowed to do a little bit of homophobia, as a treat.

So much to unpack here. The 'leading headteacher' is, of course, right wing conspiracy theorist and dangerous psychological abuser of children Katharine Birbalsingh, a woman who would accuse you of Marxism for giving a coin to a homeless person.

AI turns out to be a great tool for creating plausible statistical correlates of imaginary phenomena. Remember the guy who claimed to have invented Machine Learning Gaydar by analyzing the faces of gay people and comparing them to straight people? 5/

It's weird being advertised post 'analytics'. Guys, you're not analysing shit! You're just offering to tell me how many people you showed my post to. You don't have to analyse anything to know that. It's an active choice that you made.

I don't think money is real, but I know the maths on Labour's borrowing looks real bad right now. Thankfully, TAXING THE RICH is a good idea either way. It's impossible to pretend the medium of exchange can transmit value when Toffington Von Inheritance has infinity pounds.

Far more than electric cars, we need more electric buses, trams and trains. There's one good argument for electric cars, and it's people with disabilities that prevent them using even the most accessible public transport - the very group who can't access charge points in the UK.

A 'philanthropist' is someone who's stolen enough to give back a tiny fraction in order to feel good about themselves. It's a subset of 'hypocrite'.

Recent statistics suggesting that only half of Labour members think the party is doing a bad job are misleading. About two fifths of Labour's members have left since Keir Starmer took charge, so those remaining members who think he's doing a good job have self-selected.

lmao cmon on

Israel's documented actions are a Hamas plot to discredit Israel