I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

Twitter, make sure this guy never gets a job again #RT

If you believe in karma so much, what's going to happen to you for disgracing the world with your terrible music? Cameron Jacob x.com/thesenuts365/s…

If you play 'In The Air Tonight’ by Phil Collins on December 31st at 11:56:40 the drum break will play right as the clock strikes midnight. Start off your new year right.

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¡Uy! Es hora de antojito. Menos mal que tengo unas choco-deliciosas galletas Keebler al alcance.