Proper David Brent stuff from Tommy Bowe here

I’ve watched this countless times over the years and it somehow gets worse with every viewing. When it was filmed Jamie was 12 and Michael was World Player of the Year and had won five trophies with Liverpool in six months

Red wine, pigs in blankets, cheese and copious amounts of Guinness have all given me heartburn over the past few days, but none of that compares to the level of heartburn that this shower of shite are currently giving me against the worst team in the fucking league.

Does maguire beep when he turns around ffs...

Oh look, Scott McTominay, the lad that’s “shit” gets man of the match again, the fella every manager he’s played under picks week in week out, but Jonny and ChippyTits will tell you he’s no good.

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City fans watching Benzema score against them. Just football fans, enjoying the moment. Not a phone in sight.

23 years ago today. 📆 My Dad snuck his camcorder into the Nou Camp. He didn't film any of the game, but got it out for the last 5 minutes. This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen. We've never shared this footage, until now... #MUFC 👹

Why is Gary Neville talking about roast dinners like they just lost 3-1 to Huddersfield

“Darwin Nunez, you are on the edge of the area facing two defenders with Salah wide open I suggest ‘pass to Salah’ You have entered ‘POWER DRIVE’”

When the choice is Dyche or Bielsa it confirms how broken things are at Everton. They are men with completely different skill sets - where is the planning? What does the owner want the club to be? Both have had success but in such different ways. They are polar opposites. Bonkers

This clip of Sir Bobby reflecting on those final moments of the 1999 final is everything you would want to see and more. Such a pure person and his affection for United was unmatched.

Looks like he’s off to confront Dumbledore in the Astronomy Tower

Absolutely diabolical, a complete embarrassment to the players, the manager and the entire football department. That football is an insult to this football club and it’s 140 year old history. Defensive cowardice at home against a team that hasn’t won all season.

If Dalot was a horse he’d bark and if he was a dog he’d gallop the fucking spastic.