under communism, we will no longer have those fucked up nightmares where you think you're about to graduate from high school/college but suddenly find out that you never attended some class you were supposed to and needed that class in order to graduate,

As a queer person, I’m used to greeting everyone I meet in a way that sounds like I’m from the South even though we’re in Ohio (y’all) so that’s why I’m partnering with Waffle House this Pride season.

Deep, deep sense of dread around the decisions the Supreme Court will release in June. One step closer to society being a literal bunch of religious zealot AK-47s firing into the void & destroying all the clean air while putting anyone with a uterus in a baby making farm.

Hello, Chicago.

Not me getting this Ad 2 hours after watching the Vibamins episode of HBO Max #Hacks, Paul W. Downs & Jen Statsky!

What’s the number one thing you say to strangers on the street? I’ll go first. “Your flashlight’s on.”

“I simply feel dead.” To the tune of Tina Turner’s ‘The Best.’

Too bad the Supreme Court didn’t just wait until June 26 to formally announce the continued demise of bodily autonomy, would have been so special to do it on the 7th anniversary of gay marriage passing.

I wonder what percent of my walks in New York City do not involve some kind of a detour inducing obstruction.

I also wonder what percent of my walks in New York City have more than one detour inducing obstruction.

It’s honestly so mean that Wordle doesn’t have vacation mode that allows you to catch up on missed days when you return.

when ur too stupid and too afraid to learn what a pronoun is

It feels like my new identity is Spotted Lanternfly Assassinator, or the Lanterminator, if you will.

The fact that about 40% of Bend it Like Beckham’s plot is about Keira Knightley’s wrongly mom thinking she’s gay and freaking out is wild! What a movie.

Why would you use this language, The New York Times? This gender affirming surgery is WIDELY known as “top surgery” and in a single sentence you’ve managed to distort it into something akin to “woman eraser.” Do better. Do much better.

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