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Captain America is ANTIFA

So Lady Antebellum changed their name to Lady A in order to be racially “woke” but now they are suing the black singer that’s had that name for twenty years.

"Untuck your giant erection, sir, it's making me uncomfortable." #shitangelssay #quarantimeisgettingweird #butinagoodwayforonce

You ever feel like when you're taking off your mask that you're just raw-dogging the world?

Red- I'm gonna have a thong the color of my skin- Teal- Wait, how do you have a thong the color of your skin? Red- Um, I'm white? Both- 🤣🤣

Lacing up my bodice always reminds me of tentacle porn 💙🤣💙

Our NB friend Atlas says, "Pay no attention to the titties behind the curtain." 🤣

So Penny just learned the lyrics to "I'm a little teapot" and is now hysterical- "When I get all steamed up, hear me shout??? This must be a squirting joke. 😳" 🤣🤣🤣

Red: well, Kate is a cleric, dedicated to the deity of queerness Friend: and who is the deity of queerness? Red: well, me, probably. #shitangelssay

And yes, Red/Kate absolutely did finally re-download this dang app just to post this.

"I know you love eating fish almost as much as vagina - I've had both sushi and sex with you." #ShitAngelsSay #WhichAngelSaidThat

"I'm having really hard deja-vu right now. About fuckboi pirates." #ShitAngelsSay #InRehearsal #RedFlags #DragHisAss

"Shall I hump in a different direction?" And later, "People are finally catching the minge!" #ShitAngelsSay #InRehearsal #FuckingProfessionals

"I am the Hobbit of fucking! I'll go forever as long as you keep me fed." #ShitAngelsSay #BackstageAtWork

"you have to go into this work with a certain amount of humility, or you'll suck your own dick to death." #ShitAngelsSay #AtHome #WithTheirBesties

"the best part of waking up is accidentally deep throating your toothbrush" #ShitAngelsFriendsSay #OutOnTheTownWithAMermaidAndAHurdyGurdyPlayer

"babe, I don't even wash my DISHES, ok? I don't have any clean PLATES right now, you think I got clean PENISES?!" #shitangelssay #whenwechataboutsextoys

"Yes, people DO get weird when you just say 'nut pie,' Teal" opined Lellow. So how do y'all say the word PECAN?