FACT: 7 out of every 10 Trump supporters will be too stupid to remove their Nike shoes before lighting them on fire. #Kaepernick #NikeBoycott #Resist #BlueWave

Shouting out to my boy Ethan on his first day of senior kindergarten! You’re awesome!! I love you more than anything!

Happy birthday to the wonderfully hilarious Paul Haywood comedyabovethepub.com/?p=1930

Had fun headlining the beautiful #LincolnArtsCenter in #Hamilton So fun crushing a packed theatre Thank you Arya and his team! #NYE2019

Mean Gene died... There’s a funeral at the peterboro civic auditorium don’t ya dare miss it! #toosoon #restinpeace

So tired that a dentist appointment is just a chance to lie down for a bit #truestory

#Leafs look like they’re dusting off the old 18 wheeler #GoLeafsGo

Support Canadian stand-up comedy and donate to #CASC. We thank everyone who have donated so far. Every little bit helps! buff.ly/2IKbXF4

You suck Babcock ok? No double shifting, blaming your goalie, you suck. #goleafsgo #neverinmylifetime #midforties

Garbage-man,Garbage-man does whatever a garbage-man can...watching my animal proof garbage lids rotate, arcing up into the morning air like a giant coin flip... #animalproofindeed #stayinschoolkids #stillpissedabouthighschool

Congrats to the 6 #RaptorsIn6 #TOteams (the good ones) always get it done in 6 #kawhiyoushouldstay thank you for everything

Two Chinese fighter jets buzzed a Canadian Frigate, came within 300 m of the bow. Not sure of it was a dick move or just more fucked driving from the Chinese #drivingiseasy #getsomehumanrightstoday

We are implementing the Quarantine Act to keep all Canadians safe. So let me be clear: If you do not go home and stay home for at least 14 days after coming back into Canada, you could face serious fines or prison time.

Donate in Canada blacklivesmatter.ca

Armed soldiers against peaceful protestors? With the president's enthusiastic approval? Are you shitting me?

to the motherfucker who sucker punched Rick Moranis in the head... we will find you.... you will pay for that. signed, CANADA

Happy birthday to #KyleLowry the greatest Raptor of all time! Thanks for all you did for us. Remember the fans would never trade you. #basketballislife #goraptors

Joey Votto WHO?! #thedisownmentisreal #havefunwiththereds