Anyone up for crowdfunding £200 for us so we can afford this 10ft gorrila?? We are desperate and our band really is extremely unprofitable so any change given would be appreciated. We believe this is what we need to soar to international recognition and acclaim. DM.

"Blessed are the Bourgeois Babies for they will inherit the earth"- Planeta Opic coming February 1st!! Come celebrate its launch this Thursday at the Amsterdam bar!!

Thanks Postcards From The Underground for playing Planeta Opic, our new single which is out this week ! Listen to the show: m.mixcloud.com/MarkandGary/pf…

Celebrate the resurrection of the 37th president of the United States tomorrow night at the Amsterdam Bar!! We are launching our new single Planeta Opic as part of @IVW_UK! Supporting are 𝐀𝐋𝐔𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐌 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒 and AMUR!!! NIXON IS BACK!! Tickets: ticketweb.uk/event/moskow-m…

Surprise ! we’re playing this year’s stag & dagger festival ! For those of you who missed the resurrection of Richard Nixon and his trusty donkey Maisie last night then fear not as they will be riding into battle with us on 3rd May. bit.ly/STAG2020

Seemed like a funny idea at the time to just make up an imaginary record label called "duckman records" for our songs but won't be so funny when we lose all the rights to our music cos we dont understand how copyright law works.

Some reviews from my family of our new single "Planeta Opic": MY MOTHER-"the intro is very long. Is there any singing in it?" MY FATHER- "i havent heard it yet. I dont have spotify premium."   UNCLE- "Good." COUSIN "I can't understand any of the words sorry." AUNT "Nice."

We have a new playlist on Spotify of songs we stole from when writing Planeta Opic. Its a beautiful collection of basically all French pop: open.spotify.com/playlist/6shV7… I have a prepared statement from Jack Selby which I definitely did not write:

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Moskow Mule been over a month since their latest tune came out n issa doozie x moskowmule.bandcamp.com

ALL ABOARD !! we’re honouring EVERYONE a one way ticket to our spotify playlist from isolation station !! get your weekly fill of new music from us via spotify until we are allowed to socially converse in a studio again xxx open.spotify.com/playlist/5NBxq…

YeehA 🤠! #MyTwitterAnniversary

We've made playlist for you all to enjoy during lockdown! Each of us chose 5 songs we are listening to right now that are keeping us obedient and in a generally vegetative state. I hope you enjoy. (Try guess who is who): open.spotify.com/playlist/7A6ZC… Stay safe, We love you x

check out our very exclusive tshirts we have a couple left x instagram.com/p/CAnLBl5FRPN/…