— Charles Bukowski

even tarzan got jane flowers

Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next

all of the worst things that have happened to me in my adult life all stemmed from meeting ONE person in a college freshman elective class 10 years ago, even though he had nothing to do with any of it. a seriously terrible butterfly effect.

just found out my high school ex boyfriend added me to his instagram close friends list. what an odd timeline we all live in.

I can’t believe they’ve already invented a slur for robots.

Nobody likes a complainer but they’re needed for a functioning society. You know how humanity gets compared to frogs in boiling water and everything is getting bad so gradually we won’t even notice? Not if I’m around

indecision is terribly ugly. move to that city. marry that woman. start that company. you can just do things.

I don't give a fuck about making it to Mars. I want healthcare. Which apparently is more out of reach then Mars.

Kamala Harris will be the first president in history with experience in all three branches of government—judicial, legislative, and executive. So to say this woman is "not qualified" or experienced to be president is solely based on racism and misogyny.

Me after TurboTax asks me to confirm I’ve reviewed all of the documents (I don’t understand anything)

When it’s 10pm and you see a third opening band start to set up

Unfortunately, my politics are rooted in a deep love for humanity and the exhausting belief that a better world is possible