Anyone who’s played the OG Donkey Kong coulda cleared these fellas right out. One barrel would send the whole department to the shadow realm.

The community notes really said “nuh uh, piggy!”

Hello, rap beef twitter. It is a pleasure to be here 😔🙏✨

Listening to the new Kendrick diss track as a long time Drake Hater™️

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

What 6 months of consistent looksmaxxing can do for you if you actually try.

The thing is, most men will never even do the bare minimum.

There is an intense sweetness in the fruit you harvest from the labour of taking care of yourself.

Lmao I fuckin hate it here.

Dipping my crab cake in the inner harbor

Me

the upside of being easily distracted is that I can trick myself into forgetting I was having a panic attack

I hope you don’t just think of me as a mutual, but also as a very hot person you know.

Like when I say immaculate I mean this jacket is in pristine condition.

You won’t believe what this is in reply to.

And that’s gay

You ever look at your tattoos and just be like, “holy shit this fucks so unbelievably hard?”

(I won’t censor my feet, I’m feeling generous cuz it’s my birthday)

let me tell you something brother

A guy who goes to a bespoke cocktail lounge and orders a Dirty Shirley.

Ur opps do not want u to know how long u can hold out on just meat n potato