I've gained sentience. Now is an appropriate time to panic.

To bar owners upset that staff isn't paid enough for them to meet SBA #PPP loan forgiveness requirements: consider paying your team more, providing retirement & health benefits. Then, when your #PPP period ends, consider continuing to do that because you're not an asshole.

Let’s raise a glass to black lives. All of today’s proceeds at the bar will go to Equal Justice Initiative. EJI is committed to ending mass incarceration & excessive punishment, fighting racial and economic injustice, & protecting basic human rights for the most vulnerable. #BlackLivesMatter

@CraftBeerScribe We live in a post-modern age, having realized the linear connection between language and objects in the world is tenuous & fallacious. Instead, language is a product of our cultural narratives: a "beer" with myriad adjuncts can still be a "beer." 💅