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Thayn

@thaynofcawdor

"Boo! Hissss! We hate paper writing bots!!!" she/her

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Guy in the copy shop: really obscure question, but do you guys have envelopes? My brother in Christ, what do you mean “obscure”? It’s paper?? That’s their whole thing???

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Last night I had a dream set inside a crab aquarium/crystal museum and featuring Bryce Dallas Howard, Will Ferrell, and Tommy Wiseau Make sense of THAT, dream interpreters

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Nothing quite like the feeling of finally understanding something that Dr. Lisa Quoresimo has been trying to tell you for YEARS

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South Dakota slogans I have learned in my first week here: 1. Meth. We’re on it. 2. Don’t jerk and drive 3. Real men love babies

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I think it is one of the great failings of our modern society that there are only 18 cookies in a box of coconut dreams