I unfortunately am not mature enough to wish ppl happy bday if they didn’t tell me

I spend a lot of time on Zillow looking at $600,000 homes for someone who doesn’t have $600,000

I swear i didnt mean to view your story when you posted it 34 seconds ago

I never delete messages .. Just incase a Bitch wanna lie about July 22nd, 1998

Yup

i can’t stand being in a car with the music low. blast that shit

If dad bods can be okay, can we lower the standards for females? Shit I like beer and food too.

I’m totally over it but I’m definitely going to bring it up after 3 white claws

I love when my dogs sigh like they don’t live here rent free

Me after one discussion post

the best apology is changed behavior

Candles burning in a clean home is another level of peace and comfort

i got 3 rules.. don’t lie to me, don’t use me & don’t disrespect me

This one