My technician leaves me notes about things I should know before I enter a patient’s room. I think my technician needs a raise.

I got a man off dialysis by placing a biventricular pacemaker, and I’ve been chasing that high ever since.

Control what you can control… Go win a ball game Mississippi State Baseball

The Omaha Zoo would beat the shit out of your zoo. Yes even you San Diego

I paid $300 for your exam, ~$1500 for study materials, ~$2500 to prove I was disabled (which you denied anyway), ~$1000 for out of state primaries, $200 for in state, ~$150 for ethics testing, ~$500 for parking for unpaid research, ~$40,000 for premed pre-reqs…

Met new team in person. “Ma’am.” “Sir, actually works better for me.” Rest of day, it was “sir”. It wasn’t a discussion or fight. I didn’t get a million awkward questions or weird looks. It just was. Sometimes, it’s easy and I’ll never take for granted when it is.

So I went to the Dunkin across from the hospital on my way home (still in scrubs.) Dude at the window said my total, looked at me, then said a different total and went, “I gave you a discount.” I thought it was some hospital/HCW discount and was excited. NOPE. what is this!!!!!

Electrocution: I-80 EB at 24th St. OPPD called advising they found a male underneath a bridge trying to steal electrical wire with a sawzall. They originally thought the party was Code 4 but are now advising he is breathing. OFD: E3, M3 TAC: 3 Time Out: 10:58

that’s it, that’s the show #yellowstonetv

Have you seen Carl Anderson? Report #2305020859ME

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