"YOU ALL KNOW WHAT TODAY IS" Akko has airhorns readied. She takes an abnormally deep breath and starts blasting the horns in the dead of night as she screams, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARIOT!!!!!"

//going through some pretty serious stuff irl. Any replies will be slow and incredibly sporatic//

"I would like to take this opportunity to wish a very merry birthday to everyone's favorite leprechaun, Amanda!!! Yay! Happy birthday Amanda!"

“Akko’s been playing Minecraft parodies of songs on repeat since Summer vacation started and I’m really thinking about killing my own girlfriend.”

"I'm gonna take my horse to the cave down low I'm gonna, Miiine till I cant no more"

"These songs are so catchy, don't you guys think?"

“UuuuUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAARGH”

"SUCY NOOO- THE SPEAKERS!!!"

"WHY?! YOU RUINED THE SONG FOR EVERYONE! Don't worry everyone, I will just have to finish the song for you!" Akko dramatically clears her throat.

✨VRゲーム化企画始動✨ 「リトルウィッチアカデミア -VRホウキレース- (仮)」の制作が決定‼︎ 2020年春リリースを目標としたクラウドファンディングを2019年7月4日（木）より開始します！ 開始に先駆け、ティザームービーも本日公開しました🧹 特設サイト: LWA-VR.com #LWAVR #LWA_jp

"VR..... Thats the sound that brooms make! Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! Vrrrrrrrrrrooom!"

Internal yay intensifies.

"Huh?"