It's October 2025 and Columbus haven't won an MLS game since March 2024. They are 5th in the power rankings.

Congrats to City on their fourth title in four years. And congrats to Lance Armstrong on seven consecutive Tour de France titles.

#VoteAcosta for Major League Soccer Player of the Matchday!

If there was a live MLS game on right now I’d probably be watching it but instead MLS’s programming is set so that I will only be watching one game tonight.

I #VoteOrellano for Major League Soccer Player of the Matchday!

RT IF YOU LOVE YUYA KUBO

I #VoteKubo for Major League Soccer Player of the Matchday!

I’ve never seen a two-year MVP stretch like what we are seeing from Lucho Acosta. He is objectively more valuable than Messi. FC Cincinnati #AllForCincy

#VoteAcosta for Major League Soccer Player of the Matchday!

Ain't 20 v 1 it's 1 v 20 if I gotta fight fans that that Stan with you. Yeah bring em out too I'll clean em out too tell 11 yanks they better stay right wit you.

I #VoteBucha for Major League Soccer Player of the Matchday!

"Lucho's Lucho. So, you just kinda expect that," Pat Noonan said with a grin from the podium, highlighting his captains performance. "He does that." #AllForCincy

Yes but on the other hand think about how funny the reaction from a lot of the most online USMNT fans would be once they realized we had an outspoken socialist as manager.

I #VoteOrellano for Major League Soccer Player of the Matchday!

This 30th anniversary PS1 themed DualSense They put the fucking color back on the buttons HELP

I #VoteKubo for Major League Soccer Player of the Matchday!

Pep Guardiola welcome to the Arne Slot penitentiary

Of course that’s your favorite beer

They're looking for anything to disallow this. Unbelievable levels of pettiness.