Oh god, this might actually edge out 'stay fresh, cheese bags'.

Something about sunshiny days makes me want to listen to the (still-brilliant) Jagged Little Pill album from Alanis Morissette, and I think it's because it was the soundtrack to my teenage summers that my memory tries to tell me were always sunny and warm.

💯 😂

Please don't let this be Covid again...

My school did this with the sports day teams because they never had enough volunteers. This is how I ended up - briefly - on my house's hockey team.

Good news all round on her scan. We can all breath more easily for another three months, no pun intended. #lungcancer #egfr

This lady bear is my spirit animal.

Remember when the 1975 film 'Dog Day Afternoon', based on the true story of a man who robs a bank so his transgender mistress can pay for her surgery, won an Oscar and two BAFTAs?

Trump's "They're eating the dogs" shtick is exactly the same as the "They're eating the swans" anti-immigrant nonsense that British tabloids like to resurrect every few years. And people fall for it every time!

When you're trying to remain positive but one (1) inconvenient thing happens.

"Why does Monday come before Tuesday" has to be one of the worst lyrics ever sung aloud in public #TOTP

I've been off work ill with Covid this week and have had a horrible sore throat. I'm supposed to be teaching on Monday and am genuinely concerned my voice will just give up mid-way through.

RIP Paul. Be happy in your new Strange World.

Blessed #Samhain everyone.

"Remission" is such a wonderful word #FuckCancer

How in God's name does a *tea company* go bankrupt in Britain? bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Oh, I actually worked for an oil company. My place in Hel lis already assured.

"Middle-class women of a certain age to the south-west, Sir. A handful of 'em."

Keeping my insomnia company with music by Sleeping At Last and too tired to fully appreciate the irony.

Happy "Shut the Fck Up Friday" to all who celebrate. youtube.com/watch?v=nWEpW6…