Street Fighter is this in reverse.

Outworld is FULL! NO VACANCY FOR ALL HUMANS! Fuck you!

Mileena 2028. You’re fucking welcome.

This had better come with a lucrative bonus. #IronkladKontract

One of them will die upon the reveal.

Kintaro managed to dodge Erron Black’s assassination attempt. All is well.

Bi-Han: The Perfection of Chaos… Me: …is much like your cooking, a delusion of your mind. #ThanksgivingKlapback #EmpressKlapback

Johnny Cage: The stuffing is dry. Me: So is your ex wife. #ThanksgivingKlapback #EmpressKlapback

Geras: Is that not your third plate? Me: Is this not your third timeline? #ThanksgivingKlapback #EmpressKlapback

General Shao: It’s official… Me: …your cooking sucks. #ThanksgivingKlapback #EmpressKlapback

Kintaro once again died after failing to deep fry all 12 turkeys at our Thanksgiving feast. I may or may not have replaced the peanut oil with Kerosene. HA!

Fuck!

Rest in Peace, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa. You were the best Shang Tsung we all had the pleasure to know. Rest assured, your place in the Living Forest is waiting for you.

Syzoth has confirmed that the soul of Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa has made it to the Living Forest. Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa

This 50 Cent releases a documentary of his enemies after a decades long feud. Big fucking deal. I hold grudges like trophies. Ask my cousins why they’re not allowed in the palace anymore. I dropped a whole autobiographical sitcom. Don’t fuck with me! #LongLiveTheEmpress

He taught Kintaro to give up. That’s why he chose to bleed out and die after Bi-Han shivved him for not paying up after losing in poker last night.

To whomever made this: I’m going to fuck you up. NEVER disrespect an empress!

Happy New Year! Go fuck yourself!

Which one of you Street Fighters fucked your cousin? This shit is why I turned down the Mortal Kombat project for a crossover. Can’t have their stink affecting our sales and my bonuses.

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