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Every child killed in Gaza today would be alive if we had a cease-fire yesterday. These are the stakes. This is our failing. You can retweet this everyday until a cease-fire happens because it remains true. How high does the pile of bodies have to get?

so many parents & kids at thanksgiving dinner, sooo many rhetorical questions

COVID DID 9/11

Yo, it’s my last day as a staff writer at The Onion. I am grateful for the opportunity that I got to learn so much and work with such talented, smart people. I am not grateful for the dork-ass herb CEO of G/O media Jim Spanfeller. Here’s a thread of headlines I wrote that I love:

Cindy Lou Who let the dogs out