I used to text 40404 in 10th grade chemistry class :/

Watching Mehgan whoop these bitches asses.

if they would've given me adderall in middle school i would be a homeowner by now

Dance For It Better

i need my pussy ate. shit.

If Beyoncé is so overrated and untalented, WHY is SHE always the comparison? Let us enjoy our “can’t sing” fave in PEACE!!!

Y did I get that black card 😭😩

me after sex

pimpcess X queen bey 🤘🏾

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me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

& please have a big d!ck

i cannot wait to financially afford who i really am

This is still the funniest shit I’ve seen in the last 48 hours🤣🤣

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

The way life continues after people die is one of the most humbling things ever.

I can't wait to hear "can i see your passport and boarding pass"

Gotta eat pasta in italy, croissant in paris, burger in united states, sushi in japan, tacos in mexico, shawarma in lebanon, paella in spain, poutine in canada, kimchi in south korea, curry in india, pho in vietnam, fondue in switzerland and fish & chips in united kingdom.

yall wasn’t there for this & it shows