Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

Wins in the regular season. Brags as if he's won it all. #DontBeThatGuy

Gets his first handjob. Acts as if he's gotten laid. #DontBeThatGuy

Goes to a party. Takes advantage of drunk girls. #DontBeThatGuy

Ditches his bros. For his Girlfriend. #DontBeThatGuy

Likes... The cubs. #DontBeThatGuy

Goes after taken girls... #DontBeThatGuy

Finally gets a girlfriend. Tweets about her 24/7. #DontBeThatGuy

Drinks one time. Acts like a full time partier. #DontBeThatGuy

Friends with someone. Tries to steal their girlfriend. #DontBeThatGuy

Has sex at a party. In the parents bed. #DontBeThatGuy

Favorites a girls tweet. Thinks he's getting it. #DontBeThatGuy

Uses his roommates sock to jack off in. #DontBeThatGuy

Says he's the best athlete in his school. Plays soccer. #DontBeThatGuy

Gets a girlfriend. Never talks to his bros again. #DontBeThatGuy

Talks shit about anyone and everyone on twitter. #DontBeThatGuy