Hoping I get better by thanksgiving simply so that I can exercise beforehand so as to be able to eat more food...

I never thought I would see the day when I actually enjoyed a Justin Bieber album....

Apparently man scented candles are a thing now... Because everyone wants their house to smell like a random dude they've never met...

“It’s trash can, not trash can’t.” -Life motto 2017

The best part about going home for Christmas break is getting to watch the sunrise as I fall asleep

Mom just used the word lit in a sentence. After explaining its meaning to her, she told my dad and now they are laughing uproariously and using it in every other sentence... What have I done...

My mom bought more presents for my dog than she did for me and the other day she called him my name by “accident”... I think I’ve been replaced

Those of you who want Christmas music to stop today shouldn’t be allowed to eat leftovers.

Can't wait for January 1st so i can work out for a week before quitting again

I find it very difficult to believe in science when I can go to sleep, sleep for 9 hours, and wake up more tired than when I fell asleep. 🤔

Rejoice always. Pray without ceasing. Give thanks in all circumstances. -2018 Motto

Sometimes I think my brain is just genuinely confused on Sundays. Like “Wait 5 am is when we go to sleep, why is the alarm going off?”

One day there will be angst teens with their joggers and fidget spinners, claiming they were born in the wrong generation.

I drew Africa on my Nephew’s etch-a-sketch, and he just kept yelling “It’s a sock!”... I think that’s his way of saying I suck at drawing

God created Coke to cure stomach aches and headaches and I will fight anyone who tries to tell me otherwise

Legit first day of class and half the campus already looking like it’s been “one of those weeks.”

Michael Scott warned us of this day x.com/jalopnik/statu…

I woke up this morning feeling like I’m catching the flu, but I’ve got 200+ pages of reading, multiple quizzes, a paper, three 5 am shifts, three required events I have to attend, and I leave for Ghana on Saturday. Welcome to week 2 out of 16. Dear. Lord.

Sometimes you gotta let go of everything you’re holding on to so that you have room to take in what God is giving you.

10 minutes into class and 3 people have snuck out. It’s that time of the semester. Spring break WYA