The next week EVERY motherfucker in school had Vans & thought they could skate or rap 😂

It's funny how a person can go hours without texting back, but when you meet them irl they check their phone every minute.

when you finally meet a green flag and now the red flag is you:

*opens instagram * yep, everyone's life is still better than mine *closes instagram* *opens twitter* ah yes. my fellow specimens.

Halfback passes to centre, back to wing, back to centre! Centre holds it, holds it... HOLDS it!!

Mexicans grab a baby and be like “tiringiriniringiring”

Single moms be having all these " standards " and they bd meets none of em 😭😂😂

for a generation that " can't find a good man" Y'all sure get pregnant a LOT 😭😭

¿Porque les da pena salir del motel? Vienes de coger, no de robar.

There is a whole generation of men out here who are absolutely exhausted from being the "transitional guy." They come into your life, absorb all the trauma your toxic ex left behind, provide stability, and love you gently. But because your brain is still addicted to chaos, you

They're called "leggings" tf yo stomach doing in there

as a man i'm not working 10hrs to come home and look at a flat ass butt i'm sorry

"do men still" yes we do. you’re just a whore

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse

Pues si se jugar XDDD

No mames, aquí en Méjico nos ponemos como locos cuando suena cualquier rola de la morra de Belanova.

Estar soltero es padrísimo: -Hago lo que quiero (nada) -Veo a quien yo quiero (nadie) -Salgo cuando quiero (nunca)

Pregnant bitches be so annoying you been knew that nigga wasn’t shit bruh