Man, what a surreal couple of days. Huge, almost indescribable thanks to the great Ali Velshi and the wonderful staff at @VelshiMSNBC for not only telling our story, but then spending an hour highlighting how desperate we all are. That's all I was hoping for in the first place.

Hey, guys. Our GoFundMe is still live. If you'd care to donate or share, that'd be amazing. Any further funds raised will go to buying a cheap used car, so that when we can leave this room, we can actually leave this room. Regardless, thank you so much! gf.me/u/y8uxvi

So, is the new theory of chess to file suit in federal court to remove your opponents pieces retroactively until you win by default?

The only people who would ever want you to think that your voice has no power are the powerful, because they already know, and they do not like competition.

Hey, folks. Our GoFundMe is still live. Infinite thanks and deferred hugs for everyone who already donated thus far. If you can't donate, a share helps a ton, as well. Hope everybody is staying safe. We remain... captive, but increasingly hopeful! Cheers! gf.me/u/y8uxvi

It may sound ridiculous now, but in 2024, the most hotly-debated issue of the day will be whether or not we should just destroy the moon. Proponents claim that it looked at them funny, while those opposed just keep asking "What moon? Our moon? The moon in the sky?" over and over.

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Have some jokes! youtu.be/4JRpGKmWPnw Also, our GoFundMe is still live. If you can help, I will carve your name into the sky (still working on how to do that). Stay safe, folks. Gofundme: gf.me/u/y8uxvi

We’re being evicted. Save the Fowlers. gofund.me/e78c76c9 #GoFundMe Paypal: paypal.me/ThatEvanFowler

Hey, guys. Still plugging away trying to keep a roof over our heads and keep us off the street for Christmas. Anything you can do would help. Donations, sharing, likes, advice. We’ll take what we can get. Thank you. gofund.me/e78c76c9 #GoFundMe

Hey, guys. We’re still plugging away trying to keep a roof over our heads. Anything you can offer would be appreciated. Donations, shares, likes, advice, gigs, even grocery money. We kind of need everything. Thank you! Paypal: paypal.me/ThatEvanFowler Venmo: Evan Weaver-Fowler-2

Still plugging away at trying to stave off Christmas homelessness. I do not recommend eviction as a festive holiday activity. Really sucks the fun right out of the season. Hope your month is better. GFM: gofund.me/7ea334e5 PP: paypal.me/ThatEvanFowler Venmo: Evan Weaver-Fowler-2

Starting to feel more and more panicked. This is shaping up to be quite the grim and hopeless Christmas for my Mom and I. Anything you can do to help will never be forgotten. GFM: gofund.me/e78c76c9 Paypal: paypal.me/ThatEvanFowler Venmo: Evan Weaver-Fowler-2 #GoFundMe

Still plugging away trying to stop this from becoming the Christmas where we ended up out on the street. Not particularly festive. Help if you can. #GoFundMe #Eviction #helpinghand #charity GoFundMe: gofund.me/7ea334e5 Paypal: paypal.me/ThatEvanFowler Venmo: @Evan-Fowler-2

Merry Xmas, ya'll. Hope you're all feeling safe, happy, and festive. Better than us, anyway. For us, this is the Christmas of fear, uncertainty, and foreboding. Hug your families. Appreciate. GoFundMe: gofund.me/7ea334e5 Paypal: paypal.me/ThatEvanFowler Venmo: @Evan-Fowler-2

Hope everyone is having a better New Year's Eve than we are. Next year is still looking super bleak for my Mom and I. Please help if you can. Eviction GoFundMe: gofund.me/7ea334e5 Paypal: paypal.me/ThatEvanFowler Venmo: Evan Weaver-Fowler-2 #GoFundMe #gofundmedonations #help

Welp, turns out that running around with broken ribs in the middle of rainy winter without a car and in a panic trying to stop an eviction is a great way to contract pneumonia. Any help here. GoFundMe: gofund.me/7ea334e5 PayPal- paypal.me/ThatEvanFowler Venmo- Evan Weaver-Fowler-2

Had to make an appearance in court this morning. Delayed until next week, luckily. Still, it was a thoroughly alarming experience. I remain certain that we can stop this with your help. GoFundMe: gofund.me/7ea334e5 PayPal- paypal.me/ThatEvanFowler Venmo- @Evan-Fowler-2

The suggestion that the pyramids were built by ancient aliens does a great disservice to the magical slaves who actually built the pyramids.