Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple

The category is: iconic space quotes I use daily.

Sorry boss I have to mentally prepare for my close personal friends the Artemis astronauts to reenter earth’s atmosphere today **declines meeting**

our good friends in space waiting to be picked up after splashdown

Your honor I love them.

It’s true.

So many Diavolas!

Honorable mention to all of my Dragon Age PCs:

Re-entry of Artemis II crew captured by the astronaut in International Space Station

Yeah TikTok is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook and Teams

She’s so cool man. 😩

You'll have to pry the millennial “lol” at the end of every sentence from my cold dead hands.

There are too many emails. Too many texts. Too many accounts. Too many logins. Too many apps. Too many rewards programs. Too many fundraisers. Too many appointments. Too many virtual meetings. Too many newsletters. Too many forms. Too many social media platforms. My brain hurts.

Being in your early 40s is weird, man. People around your age are in every stage of life. You have people who are grandparents. You have people who have newborns. You have people dating 25-year-olds. You have people celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. Some of them look

Rooster is definitely my new favorite show.

THE CAPTION 🥹🥹🥹🥹OH CHRISTINA

the urge to delete your entire internet presence and own a flip phone again …

I skipped the body sprays and went straight for Tommy Girl.

So I was always a bit too old for Bieber fever, but that clip of him dropping the nonchalant act and flipping that switch at the beginning of Beauty and a Beat was a generational lock-in. Made me low-key emotional and nostalgic for the early Instagram era.