"Nah, I don't think so. Y'see, lawn gnomes are quiet. You can ignore them. You put *her* on a lawn, though? You won't hear the end of it."

"And a loud mouth. And a nag. Don't forget those."

Jumps awake "Huh, wha? Party...? Am I in Smash yet or something? No? ...Pheh." Places magazine on face and falls right back to sleep.

Where?

Really? Don't tell me you're into bird-watching, are you Vergil? That's unexpected. ...Then again, I guess you've had more surprising hobbies.

V, quit making me hungry.

He already got a fighting game, let him stay there

There's always next time, kids

If you're gonna insult me in rhyme, at finish the damn rhyme off right. Half-assed insults don't count around here, Shakespeare.

Arises from a pile of unpaid bills "Ugh... damn, I'm hungry."

when you can't afford fuel but Morrison offers to pay your tab for you if you actually do your damn job for once

Joke's on him, Dante hasn't paid the phone bill in weeks!

Suddenly, a loud yawn erupts from the Devil May Cry office. "Ahh, damn... how long did I sleep in? Feels like ages... and I feel like crap." He's been sleeping in his chair, so of course, he's gonna be aching. And probably for a while, so don't mind him if he creaks.

"...Feels like there's more demons every day around here. Or... well, more like every month. Well, not like I can complain. If they keep quiet, I won't have any headaches to deal with. If they start trouble, my wallet might start to fill up again. Either way's fine with me."