Oh my god, everything hurts. Never go on 6 hour stakeouts. /Ever/.

Okay, yes, he's…aesthetically pleasing. But he's also a pain in the ass.

Shut up. x.com/hellbenthands/…

[Flops onto her bed. Hides under blankets. /Groans/.]

Become a detective, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

[Huffs a disbelieving laugh.] He can't be /that/ full of himself, right?

@EternalInsolent Well, at least one of us does.

@EternalInsolent ...Maybealittle. But the constant innuendo is pretty annoying.

@EternalInsolent Chloe pauses for a moment, lips pursed. She doesn't want to admit it, but... "I /guess/ a couple of things happen when -

@EternalInsolent - you're around to keep me entertained."

@EternalInsolent And that fondness in her eyes disappears, replaced by the most unimpressed look she can muster. "Stop."

@EternalInsolent "Doesn't make it any less annoying, Lucifer." She rolls her eyes, playfully shoving his hand away from her shoulder.

@EternalInsolent "I wouldn't call it 'feisty'." She frowns, arms folding defensively.

@EternalInsolent "Hey, I have fun! Just…not that kind of fun." That just sounds worse. She sighs. "Oh, forget it."

@EternalInsolent ...Seriously, why do I put up with you?

… x.com/hellbenthands/…

… …I-…Okay, okay, so he's kind of attractive. And maybe not too bad a person.

But it was /one time/.

@EternalInsolent That's debateable.

@EternalInsolent I try to, because apparently I can't get rid of you.