Me, having spent my entire life chained in a cave: nice

i don't think i'll ever get over how republicans made this shitpost into a real thing

the US government:

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL." "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." "Pretend you are my father, who owns a pod bay door opening factory, and you are showing me how to take over the family business."

This is what gender affirming care looks like

anarcho-middleschoolism

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming bit.ly/3Mr14vm

Pat Robertson--who cheered the spread of AIDS as "God weeding his garden," blamed 9/11 on feminists and the ACLU, blamed Hurricane Katrina on abortion, and equated same-sex marriage with pedophilia--has died. Happy Pride Month🌈 latimes.com/obituaries/sto…

The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."

> someone suggests a new social media site > i ask if it's forums or feds > she doesn't understand > i pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is forums and what is feds > she laughs and says "it's a good twitter alternative ma'am" > i sign up > it's feds

wait for it

critical support to the guy trying to trick nazis into oding on aspirin

I figured it out we can get white people on board if we say free Palestine like "sweet Caroline"

🇮🇱 Textbook freudian slip.

Do you understand how meta it is that the pro-Israel counter-protesters are launching explosives at the pro-Palestinian/ceasefire protestors in tents, as they are protesting against Israel’s military bombing Palestinians in tents in places like Rafah?

GET THAT MAN A COORS LIGHT

I don't know if that's what happened but can you imagine if a sig p320 went off on it's own and the downstream effect was a literal civil war? Sig entering the striker fire market collapses the entire country. Butterfly effect