[Text: ℕatasha ℛomanoff] Yep. I'm watching little Nate while Laura has a day out with the kids.

[Text: ℕatasha ℛomanoff] I wouldn't mind at all. You know you're always welcome here. If I may ask though, what's the occasion?

[Text: ℕatasha ℛomanoff] Oh I see how it is now. You're just using me for my adorable babies!

[Text: ℕatasha ℛomanoff] Hey, whoa whoa whoa... Nat, you know that if you ever wanna threesome with Laura and I, all you have to do is ask.

[Text: ℕatasha ℛomanoff] Ehhh, Steve just has a stick up his ass.

[Text: ℕatasha ℛomanoff] That's his loss. "Giveth, and thou shalt receive" or some such bullshit. Point is, group sex would be pretty awesome.

[Text: ℕatasha ℛomanoff] I was just thinking you, Laura, Steve and I, but THAT. That is an idea.

[Text: Sᴛᴇᴠᴇ Rᴏɢᴇʀs] Wow Rogers, she's gonna be a heartbreaker. What's her name?

[Text: Sᴛᴇᴠᴇ Rᴏɢᴇʀs] Margaret... Peggy?

[Text: Sᴛᴇᴠᴇ Rᴏɢᴇʀs] Good luck, my friend.

[Text: ℕatasha ℛomanoff] Tasha, think for a second. Do I have tits?

[Text: ℕatasha ℛomanoff] Wow, Nat. Wow.

[Text: Sᴛᴇᴠᴇ Rᴏɢᴇʀs] 'Scuse me?

[Text: ℕatasha ℛomanoff] Okay, one: do not call me Clinton. Ever. Two: DO NOT call me Clinton. EVER. Three: Laura says that if they're hungry,-

[Text: Sᴛᴇᴠᴇ Rᴏɢᴇʀs] Don't look so smug, soldier boy. 'Tasha claimed BS#1 for Nathaniel, and now that Maggie's here, you'll see just how-

[Text: Sᴛᴇᴠᴇ Rᴏɢᴇʀs] Bro... Don't even friggin' joke about that.

[Text: Sᴛᴇᴠᴇ Rᴏɢᴇʀs] Yes sir.

Everyone was on high alert since Maggie Rogers had been taken, but all Clint knew right now was he needed to be in the War Room ASAP.--

What a shitstorm. This whole thing with the SRA was finally too much for Clint, who'd returned to the tower to retrieve his things. What--

Clint didn't think he could thank Penny enough for securing him an untraceable phone, even as he called up Ɓσввι Mσяѕє.