Sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake.

I’m gonna start a restaurant called “trust me” and the menu will be things that sound questionable but taste great.

Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.

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That awkward moment when you start thinking of someone and slowly start to smile.. then you realize what you're doing.

That awkward moment when you were pretending to listen and now you realize a response is required.

That awkward moment when you can't find the right word to explain what you're talking about.

That awkward moment when you walk up to your friends and they all stop talking.

That awkward moment when you get re-pissed about an old situation whenever you start thinking about it again.

That awkward moment when you look at an old photo of yourself and realize just how unattractive you were.

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That awkward moment when you get caught in a lie.

That awkward moment when you realize you had something in between your teeth, but none of your friends told you.

That frustrating moment when someone changes the song just before the good part.

That awkward moment when you hear a kid curse, and you start thinking about how ugly society is these days.

That awkward moment when you go to tell someone some really exciting news, and they've already heard it.

That annoying moment when you're trying to type your password and someone keeps looking at your keyboard.

That awkward moment when you have headphones on and someone touches your shoulder and you have a mini heart attack.

That awkward moment when you meet another awkward person and neither of you know how to handle the situation.

That awkward moment when someone is taking the joke about you too far, and you have to pretend you think it's funny.