Nationals race report: 44 minutes of panic attack, 1 minute of joy and relief.

Quick, someone make me an Among Us meme where Howie Rosėman is the Imposter. How do we go from World Champs to losing our O and D coordinators, HC, half our roster, to having our franchise QB not want to play when he takes the field? Philadelphia Eagles #FlyEaglesFly

My daughter is a huge fan, she was at the New Orleans show in 2019! She’s learning how to count in squelches of 10...20, 30, 40, etc. and just said how cool it would be if Mick Jagger sang a song about it to help her and other kids learn. So, you’ve got that going for you.

Shortly after Rae was born we received some scary news in my family. I had been wanting to support Joel Dahmen’s #buckethatbrigade after seeing him with Fore Play & this was the push. Seriously, #fuckcancer. #endcancer. Support him & the cause with Imperial 1916...

Rae looks like a grumpy old man, but we both says thanks to Imperial 1916 and Joel Dahmen for the kickass hat. #endcancer #fuckcancer

Pulling for that dude Joel Dahmen and Geno Bonnalie sitting T1 on Sunday. While my swing ain’t as pretty and the net isn’t as nice as Corales, at least I’m repping the #buckethatbrigade to #endcancer as I will a win into existence for Joel! #givemeagoodnumbergeno

HE FREAKING DID IT! You beaut, Joel Dahmen Geno Bonnalie

I’ve never made a single bet during a round of golf in 23 years playing the game. I will change that if I can get Joel Dahmen and Geno Bonnalie to come play with me after the Zurich Classic. Come on Twitter, help me lose my money.

Okay, here’s why Phil Mickelson is the greatest. A small thread...

Many years ago, I had the opportunity to loop for a recent tournament winner at the NEC. My dad was a huge Phil fan back then. After my round, I went into the clubhouse to get a headcover for my dad (caddy privileges), and I saw a line of kids waiting...

They were waiting for an autograph from Lefty. 19yo me hopped in line.

That didn’t last long. When all the kids had their autographs and went back to their parents, I was the only one left and Phil Mickelson finally said...

“Sorry about that, my Sharpie was running out of ink and I didn’t think it’d take on that headcover. Let me run to the locker room and grab another, I’ll be right back...” Phil Mickelson

And Phil Mickelson did.

And my dad still has his Firestone CC headcocer with Phil Mickelson autograph in his office.

And I’m watching today as our new U.S. Open winner is on the range, warming up for the highly likely playoff, and there is Phil Mickelson. Chatting with the family, keeping the cool, calming the nerves...

...just being fucking awesome.

I officially have the cutest fans 😍😍😍 #Repost Adam Abramowicz (get_repost) ・・・ She was really… instagram.com/p/BfREHvoFV2G/

This is not how we behave. I feel like I have to say that a lot these days to my 2-year-old and apparently a lot of men in positions of power. x.com/kindhumanbikes…