i fw you to the moon and back

Eating trail mix while on a trail is actually a wild feeling y’all

Brain leave it alone

i need yall to get serious i wanna attend weddings

Eating ham out of the trunk of my car like a stray cat

Shut up before I open a Nature Valley bar on your bed

1) eating waffle house pickles for breakfast is the American dream 2) why does Korean food make me hungrier than before

I’m being treated not quite as poorly as dirt but not nearly as good as silt or loam

guy whose polygon count decreases the further he is from his wife

Everybody looks like everybody ahhhhh!!!!!

Date ideas: freezing your credit on Experian, transunion, and Equifax ❤️

just got hospitalized for my spongebob addiction they put me in the squid ward

I just discovered cats in 2023 do not press me

Just saw the world in full color for the first time holy snokes

tearing up thinking about how perfect this little slice would be if you were friends with a mouse

vape addict: WHERE IS MY VAPEEEE mouse: i like eating cheese with holes in it

weddings should have a worst man