i just think you should only want to talk to me and you should get disgusted when another girl tries to talk to you and also you should just live in a little box so i’m the only one who gets to have you

i’m just a sucker for cutiepies

and i suck cutiepies

if i was a bug i would crawl into your ear while you’re sleeping and live there forever

hump day and nobody to hump 💔💔

where are my teeth even supposed to go if not in you

beep beep beep! make way! i love you !

i wish i could pack you into my bowl and smoke you

call him a bong toke the way i want him inside me ‼️

banh mi? more like bang me right now right this second please please please pleaseeeeeeeeeee

my dream job is kissing you forever and ever

wait wait wait ! don’t finish rolling your blunt !! i’m not in there yet >:(

me and who

i’ll always make space for you

putting tariffs on my toes

where the manipulative men at ‼️

*looking at jobs* bouncer… sounds perfect

be careful ! i’m hiding in your shoe

if we were mice i would make space in my burrow for you and i would also bring you cheese for breakfast. just saying. but whatever

hello yes can i get two eggs ovaries-y please