I should come with a warning label

Bah weep granah weep nini bong

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I love Sriracha. But the aftermath is damn near torturous

You Only Live Twice is the main reason why I like Robbie Williams' song "Millennium." Very Bond-sy

I just died from the cute

I forgot just how fucking awful George Lasenby was as Bond. Yes, I get the irony of that statement

Now that the holidays are over, think I'll start livestreaming on Twitch every Tues/Wed

Watched "OHMSS" because I hate myself. Watching it again because I'm a glutton for punishment #masochist #LasenbyWasTheWorstBondEver

Or is it more self-sadism since I'm punishing myself? Cyclical S&M? I punish myself to be punished? #PleaseMeMayIHaveAnother

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I am the walrus. Koo koo kachoo

The only people that can legitimately "sub tweet" are naval officers. And they usually have more important shit to do

Never underestimate the power of the Dong Side distractify.com/news/2016/01/1…

Love is not an emotion. Love is a decision. Your happiness before my own. But not instead of my own. Alongside me.

Bowl of pasta. Whiskey. Nuts. Netflix. Only thing missing from this perfect night is @NeelaShepard

She used "undulating" in a sexy way #keeper

Find someone worth burning down galaxy for. Then secretly hope they never ask you to

could really use a Dinobot to keep warm with all this snow #XboxOne account.xbox.com/screenshot/d06…

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