Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

Senegal are walking off???💀💀

Lmaoooo Diaz what was that brother???💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

Drama, 1 vs 1 saves, woodwork hits, controversial ref calls, pitch walk offs, a last min penalty miss. This AFCON game is the best football final I’ve watched since that Argentina vs France masterclass. Hats off to you Senegal… what a game. #AFCON2025 #TotalEnergiesAFCON2025

They’ll have to draft up new humanitarian laws at the UN to protect him from the type of DM’s he’s going to get this week from Moroccans…

They started like this with Ramaphosa.

Mjita uthe “I like pancakes” and everyone else went “oh so you hate waffles” 😭😭💀

This AI Conversation has made me realize that there's a lot of smart people out here, but, and unfortunately, they are outnumbered.

“White tears: could they be the catalyst that finally forces action on Cape Town’s housing crisis? This essay examines how sudden empathy, race, and power shape whose suffering is recognised in Cape Town’s housing deba-“ *gunshot sound*

Same demographic that constantly consume AI slop on reels/TikTok and giggle like toddlers, while believing very obviously fake AI pictures as real… I’d laugh if it wasn’t so sad.

Steve Biko really died for darkies that would vote for Groenewald, I really wish he had finished his medical degree.😭

Bonk Boeser 🇺🇦 🦫🇨🇦 . Ah yes, America… famously known for NOT murdering multitudes of people, or helping others do it.

There are people who GENUINELY think they will pay off generational debt tonight with Betway… and I think that’s so hilarious 😭🤣

There’s someone who took this advice and bet their entires salary… Benfica however, had other ideas 😭😭

I am not going to be a cocomelon parent. You will sit your ass down and watch aljazeera

I’m sorry but Mavericks is taking their advertising a little too seriously…

Just close the damn embassy man…

Elon is the only person capable of coming out of the Epstein files looking less like a creep and more like a loser

dear schizos and conspiracy theorists. the good news is you were right. the bad news is you were right

Mourinho says he doesn't keep runner-up medals so he threw it to an Arsenal supporter. #CFC