adhd is so funny because even when you're in a rush in the morning, you spend about five minutes searching for a YouTube video to play while getting ready.

honestly, girls just need to start pulling up to lunch or dinner and settle their differences like the real housewives.

ADHD is needing background noise to function but getting mad when the noise exists

i be thinking i’m coo af whole time mfs be hating my guts 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 LMAOOO

me running to my room the second i hear the guests arrive

I wish I could sing. I’m irritated as fuck.

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

fridays don't even hit the same anymore, we just be tired

before I realized I have ADHD i just thought it was normal get absolutely nothing done the entire day for no good reason and then complete 95% of my tasks from 4:51pm to 4:58pm

Does anyone else with ADHD rehearse a simple conversation in their head and still somehow say a completely different sentence out loud?

me losing all my humor and conversational skills when someone i don't know joins the conversation

The neurodivergent urge to stay up until everyone’s asleep, just to finally have a moment that’s yours, no demands, no interruptions, nothing expected of you.

at war with myself because i understand the potential i have.

sending me on an errand that needs constant communication, then the second i get there you suddenly stop picking up my calls.

I hate niggas that wanted me first stg

once i feel like im not being heard, i shut down. ain’t shit else to talk about really.