It has been Some Time. But now it is Time. Thanks for sticking around, though you had no good reason for doing so. You will be repaid.

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This is an interesting one. Gourmet Garden Herbs sells 'lightly dried' herbs. Tasty like fresh, long-lasting like dried. Best of both worlds. Have you tried them? Would you recommend them? Mxlpytlk did. gourmetgarden.com/en-us/product-… #food #cooking

Fab and super-simple introduction to the art of DJing. youtube.com/watch?v=tjD7HJ…

.NORTHERN 🚆 I heard on the grapevine today you stopped running the Blackpool North replacement bus service. My Blackpool North to Manchester Airport train (that terminated at Oxford Road - thanks) was an hour late this morning. Buses need to stay until you fixed the trains.

.NORTHERN 🚆 your app is AGAIN telling me the 1645 Manchester Piccadilly to Kirkham train is running. Yet AGAIN it is cancelled. What the heck is going on with your people?!

.NORTHERN 🚆 Andy Burnham call me a cynic but since I have received zero Automatic Delay Repay refunds for all the cancelled Advance journeys I have bought on the Northern app, and with no way to claim manually, I wonder why the app shows cancelled services as running...

What is a full service customer experience agency? I think I need to spend more time in the dictionary of business. In the world of Thack full service feels like you should do everything in a discipline (aka marketing) - not a subset of that (CX).

Great news, midnight snackers: Mars is teaming up with Deliveroo to trash your teeth 24 hours a day. Who needs shops when you can get bars anytime?

Email just dropped in about front-end-as-a-service. What a humdinger! I shall never tire of all the bullshit peddled by our less than glittering desperate digiterati.

We'd be 7 down if it wasn't for Everton wunderkind Pickford. He's our CGO - Chief Getusouttheshit Officer. #ENGvCRO

Thought #LoveIsland was STRESSFUL. Less chance doing bits with Meg than calling this result. #ENGCRO

I've heard that wild women do. But surely they must regret it SOMETIMES?

What do I do with this? Is it running or not?

A breathing aid that can help keep Covid-19 patients out of intensive care has been developed by mechanical engineers, medics and the Mercedes Formula One team oxfordmail.co.uk/news/national/…

Amazing advice on how to stay chilled in every situation: qr.ae/RbdODF | from Quora #thacked

First person reporting a hoverboard blaze thwarting Christmas delight wins a slot on the show... x.com/Gizmodo/status…

Well here's something we never knew we needed but do. Fantastic share, Ben! x.com/BenThePCGuy/st…

Someone's clearly had an enthralling Christmas...