“Heya! Just to clarify, no, I do NOT know where your child is!”

“Anyways, collect my TV Times.”

“Hello, Wii U Man.”

average day

* IS THAT

* MAN, I AM DEAD! (QUITE LITERALLY!)

* Mike, erase this guy.

“I got nothing better to do!”

gaster's bands ( gaster with bands credit goes to @/AshStash__ )

‼️‼️ ANNOUNCEMENT ‼️‼️ Hey all, Calvin here. I haven't posted in a while, but, that's mostly because I haven't had any ideas for parody stuff recently. I'm going on a hiatus from Parody Twitter. If you wanna rp with me, join my RP server! :3 discord.gg/tgA84xwue5

“No, I do NOT remember...”