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⠀ Fewix pwick up the phwone neow ! ⠀

⠀ If anwyfing hawpen to mwy chiwdwen yew mwust tewll meh ! ⠀

⠀ I’ve bwen cawing Evweewon four chu ! ⠀

ᅠᅠ ᅠ ⠀⠀ *.ఌ ; Oooo Felix accounts want to interact with me, y’all wanna interact with me sooooo bad 🖐😩 manifesting harddddd ⠀⠀ ᅠ ᅠᅠ

⠀ Why does my husband. That’s it. That’s all I have to say. ⠀

⠀ Felix I will bring back bologna privileges if you calm the fuck down ⠀

⠀ I will count to five and if you don’t start listening I will unorganize all your socks. ⠀

⠀ I agree. ⠀

ᅠᅠ ᅠ ⠀⠀ *.ఌ ; If I were to make a long carrd of headcannon lore would you guys read it? I just want to fill in some gaps of backstory 🥺 ⠀⠀ ᅠ ᅠᅠ

⠀ It smells like BADUSSY. ⠀

⠀ B A D U S S Y ⠀

⠀ my husband is such a lil bitch lmfaoooooooo ⠀

I love you but please turn off your phone or give me a dial. I cannot support hate. Please stop this. I know this isn’t your heart.

⠀ NAURRRRRRR ⠀

⠀ I should have snitched on Felix when I had the cha- nce god damn ⠀

⠀ I drink to forget but I always remember ⠀

⠀ no because badussy ⠀