the guys that wanna date me are the ones i don’t want, the ones i want don’t want me back so either i kms or go into total isolation

puppy doesn't need a break, puppy needs a pretty man to blow smoke into their mouth while I grind on them like a desperate dog

bet i can out smoke you, c'mon (please get me super high and use me while im too stoned to move)

I ❤️ KNOTS

morning wake n bake activities ✌️

don’t you hate it when you go to light a j and it’s a ‘sad, wistful’ j not a ‘horny’ j like you wanted

help it won’t go downnnnn

Wanna feel it grow in your mouth? 🖤

my 2 favourite activities, giving head and getting stoned :P

Cough cough.

I forgot I changed the GPS voice in my Waze app to the hunky wolf from zootopia so when it announced just now “hazard reported ahead, so better keep your snout to the ground” I got unreasonably excited

need somebody to say “c’mere” & pull me into their lap

i got the bdsm autism instead of the airplane facts kind

Dating is overated, just do substances and goon for 6+ hours a day