With all the anger and unhappiness on here, I thought I’d share the story of how Eeyore ate my top Invisalign yesterday. I can’t even be mad at him. #rollover

RT if Eeyore is the most handsome dog ever. Like if he’s definitely the most handsome dog ever. Ignore if it’s undeniable that he’s the greatest dog in all dog facets of life.

Missed. The. Base….

Ian Happ puts off some serious Jack Parkman vibes

Took over the Him’s tweeterer. Still new to using a timer. Guess who got a hair cut, is looking good and looking for some puppy love? #ItsMeEeyore.

tiktok.com/t/ZTdoaeWK9/?k…. He’s at it again.

In response to my family’s fat shaming, I am organizing the first ever Geberking (Gebke and Frederking) Olympics. Feel free to come watch, apply for roles as a judge, or share ideas. More details to follow.

S/O and congratulations to kues_15 for passing his real estate license test. It’s no easy feat but the dude grinded and got it done. #InKittyWeTrust.

The way the trade deadline has gone for the Cardinals, I’m signing Arenado’s best friend and promoting him or her to the team, even if he or she has never played baseball before. In addition I’m making him pinky promise not to opt out after making the signing.

When Jordan Montgomery throws the last pitch of the World Series to Austin Allen before the dogpile starts in which Arenado and Goldschmidt are seen jumping on we will all look back on this day and laugh.

At least Lester and Happ brought some excitement. Mostly negative but at least excitement.

Fun fact: Dylan Carlson has more home runs than Gregory and Juan Soto combined since the trade deadline.

Huge congrats goes out to Mrs. Gina Benhoff for being recognized this evening by the Illinois State Board of Education for her outstanding work as a special education teacher at Central!! A much deserved honor for an EXCELLENT educator!! #imaginegreatness

What if the undertaker is uncle howdy?

I’m a big wrestling fan. I understand it; but it’s painful to see LA Knight get seemingly buried when it’s clear he deserves a push. #WrasslinChat

Bronson Reed is a new, modern version of Bam Bam Bigelow. IMO it’s great.

Pure class! This is Breese Central players cleaning OUR bleachers after the game. They saw our custodians trying to clean and just started picking up trash. Coach Short has a class group of young men at Central!

Iron Claw release day!

Who else would be shocked as all heck if Jinder Mahal would win the WHC tonight?

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